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Get Ready To Laugh! These Are Some Of The Sickest Burns We’ve Ever Seen Online

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Ah, the internet. It’s a harsh environment. Every day offers a new opportunity to learn a lesson on becoming a civil human being. Each moment offers limitless chances to put people on notice.

Whether or not these people learned anything is moot. They played with fire and got roasted.

 

Their Future Is In Jeopardy

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We’ll take Sick Internet Burns for 500, Alex. The first lesson of Tinder, slick pickup lines are the worst way to go. Let’s try again.

 

“Hey, That’s A Picture Of Me”

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That line rarely gets a response. We’re quite thankful this one did. He must be playing a numbers game. The next one is actually kind of sweet.

 

We Give This Burn A September 10th

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Pickup lines may have good intentions, but they rarely land. However, good intentions are not exempt from roast-worthy responses. Breakup burns tend to hurt even more.

 

Nightmare On His Street

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This kind of break-up text is the stuff of super nightmares.

It’s even worse when one of the most reserved musicians puts you on notice.

 

James Blunt Is Burning It Down

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James Blunt has taken a lot of flack throughout his career. It’s only fair he gets to dish some out every now and then.

The next guy goes even lower.

 

Baby Level Low

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This is what happens when you go after someone who can’t defend themselves. At least the baby was a stranger and not his own flesh and blood.

 

Mom Is Harsh AF

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We know she’s not a baby anymore, but she’s still HER baby.

Pretty harsh, but even grandma wants to get in on put-down action.

 

Grandma’s Life Lessons

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Sometimes the best lessons are the hardest ones to learn. So stay in school. Don’t teach your grandparents about social media unless you’re ready to suffer the consequences.

 

Who Is Grandma’s Favorite?

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You expect this kind of comment from your homies. But not the woman who is supposed to love and support you unconditionally. The last burn victim has been terminated from the social media.

 

He Won’t Be Back

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Only the Governator can turn a disgusting comment from a cowardly troll into a “teachable moment” for everyone. This Kindergarten Cop was out for justice.

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She Went From Trapped In Her Own Body To Dancing With The Stars

Victoria Arlen was born just before her triplet brothers. As such, the young girl was always an ambitious and energetic trailblazer. Always active, she took an interest in sports – particularly swimming and dancing – from a young age. She dreamed of winning gold medals and dancing with stars. Then, at age 11, disaster struck. Out of nowhere, Victoria became a prisoner, trapped inside her own body, in a nightmare that seemed to never end. She could see and hear, but didn’t have control over anything else. Victoria worked tirelessly to escape from her nightmare against all odds, and went on to grab headlines and inspire lives everywhere. Was she able to overcome her dismal condition? Read on to find out.

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These Celebrity Doppelgangers From The Past Have Us Seeing Double

Time travel is a mystifying concept. Much like the idea of extraterrestrial life, it has captured the human imagination for as long as we have existed. Today, it’s at the forefront of famous movie plots, most famously ‘Back to the Future,’ and pops up in late-night conversations about the universe and meaning of life. As of now, scientists have not been able to confirm whether traveling through time is possible, and though there isn’t any kind of hard evidence that proves human beings can time travel, these photos of celebrities alongside what appear to be them in other time periods will sure make you wonder.

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Is It Even Christmas If You Haven’t Seen Die Hard Yet?

The Holiday Season is upon us and you know what that means – time to watch Die Hard! Your televisions and movie theaters are probably already flooded with cheesy Christmas movies, and the radio is just Mariah Carey’s “All I want For Christmas Is You,” but there’s one thing that we can all agree on, Die Hard is a perfect piece of holiday cheer. We know the debate has raged on for nearly 30 years: Is Die Hard a Christmas movie? We’ve done the leg work (watched Die Hard so many times we’ve lost count) and we have the definitive answer. Yippee ki-yay it’s Die Hard season!

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