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10 Things That Almost Make You Feel Like An Adult. Almost.

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No one ever said being an adult was easy, but they never said it would be this hard, either.

Whether it’s dealing with the horrors of your Facebook feed or hording cake at your sister’s wedding, this list shows how hard it is to truly be an adult.

 

Bodily Needs

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Listening to what your body wants is important. However, on most days, iced coffee is even more important. Who needs hydration when you have Starbucks?

 

Wine Galore

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This sight would make any wino burst into tears. It’s the perfect combo of fancy and childish – just like the person later on this list who waters their plants with sparkling water.

 

Corny Dog

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Dating is hard in college, but damn near impossible in adulthood. There are just too many cooks in the kitchen and your penis is a horrible chef.

 

Beyond Fancy

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From a biological standpoint, is there something wrong with Seltzer-ing your plants? Maybe. But socially? There’s nothing more right in the world.

Plus, at least he isn’t watering this plant in his own tears like other entries on this list.

 

The Tarantino Tragedy

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If being an adult were a movie, it would probably be Pulp Fiction. With all of the confusion, random dancing, and John Travolta getting murdered on the toilet, there’s never been a more accurate depiction of adult life.

 

I Cry For Papa Johns

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Oh, online menus. You bring stability to the unstable volcano that is adulthood. But sometimes, you bring agony, too. As a later entry on this list will attest, your prices for cheese-related products are just too damn high.

 

Chasing The High

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Nothing beats the adrenaline rush of attending an elementary school Scholastic book fair. Granted, you have to actually be in elementary school to experience it. Otherwise, showing up at Scholastic as an adult is just plain weird.

 

Shocking Revelations

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Ah, the two C’s of adult life: cheese and cocaine. Fondu parties would not be the same without them. But if cake is more your speed, our last entry on this list is definitely a treat.

 

Dog Whisperer

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Despite a lack of opposable thumbs, dogs can be adults too. Just like us human adults, dog adults put their pants on one leg at a time. Don’t hate on other species.

 

Weddings. Weddings Everywhere.

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Always a bridesmaid, never a bride. But there are worse things in life. At least this way, you always get first dibs on the dope-ass wedding cake.

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These Celebrity Doppelgangers From The Past Have Us Seeing Double

Time travel is a mystifying concept. Much like the idea of extraterrestrial life, it has captured the human imagination for as long as we have existed. Today, it’s at the forefront of famous movie plots, most famously ‘Back to the Future,’ and pops up in late-night conversations about the universe and meaning of life. As of now, scientists have not been able to confirm whether traveling through time is possible, and though there isn’t any kind of hard evidence that proves human beings can time travel, these photos of celebrities alongside what appear to be them in other time periods will sure make you wonder.

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Is It Even Christmas If You Haven’t Seen Die Hard Yet?

The Holiday Season is upon us and you know what that means – time to watch Die Hard! Your televisions and movie theaters are probably already flooded with cheesy Christmas movies, and the radio is just Mariah Carey’s “All I want For Christmas Is You,” but there’s one thing that we can all agree on, Die Hard is a perfect piece of holiday cheer. We know the debate has raged on for nearly 30 years: Is Die Hard a Christmas movie? We’ve done the leg work (watched Die Hard so many times we’ve lost count) and we have the definitive answer. Yippee ki-yay it’s Die Hard season!

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Black Friday Inspiration: The Most Bizarre Celebrity Purchases

Black Friday is just around the corner, with plenty of deals gearing up the holiday season. Though most of us are excited to save on big purchases, these celebrities thought money was no issue for their grandiose purchase. Instead of following these five celebrities' lead on Black Friday, you'll hopefully end up with some cash still in your pocket after the shopping...

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