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Adults Share The Most Brutal Insults Toddlers Have Thrown At Them



If you don’t have kids, you don’t know what they’re capable of. Even if you do have kids, you don’t know what they’re capable of.

The truth is, tiny humans can be deceitful and mean. They can bring grown men to tears and grown women to their knees. Here are ten stories that prove just that.


When You Bail On Hide-N-Seek


“When my daughter was 3, she was playing hide-n-seek with my pops. He stopped playing and got upset…with her arms folded she yelled, ‘I don’t know why Nana married you anyway.’ He replied, ‘because she loves me.’ She says, ‘You don’t know that!'”

That’s what you get for bailing on hide-n-seek, pops.


That Moment Your Nephew Insults You


“Me while cooking: ‘Ugh! Curry gets every dang where!’
Nephew: ‘Your shirt?’
Me: looks at curry stained shirt ‘Yep!’
Nephew: ‘Your teeth too?'”

Time to get whitening strips, auntie.


That Moment Your Nephew Reminds You How Lonely You Are


“I usually watch super hero movies with my nephew. I asked him to see Thor with me and he told me, ‘Auntie, I think it’s time you get your own friends.'”



That Moment You Realize Your Niece Is Evil

“My husband told my niece to stop picking on her sister. She whispered in his ear, ‘I don’t love you. I don’t even like you.'”



Kids Can Really Tank Your Self Esteem

“A five year old I was babysitting once told me, ‘Nobody likes you and your whole life is weird.'”

Kids are ice cold these days.


That Moment You Realize You Might Be Ugly

“A kid cried hysterically after she was told that she looks like my friend. We then had to comfort the kid by saying, ‘you don’t look like her, we were joking.’ My friend didn’t know how to feel after that.”


When Your Daughter Doesn’t Like Your New Look

“I shaved my head and asked my four year old if she still thought I was beautiful. Her: ‘well…I think hats are pretty. Maybe you could wear one.'”

That’s when any mom would retreat to her room and cry.


That Moment Your Kid Chooses To Make A Scene In The Store

“We were in a store and my son once yelled, ‘You’re not my real mother!’ It was because I wouldn’t let him punch the punching bags.”

Every mom has had at least one of these moments.


That Moment Your Kid Threatens Your Life

NY Daily News

“My 4-year-old tried to pop out from behind a door to scare me while I was curling my hair. When I didn’t scream she was mad at me. I asked why she wanted to scare me while I was holding the hot iron. She said, ‘I wanted you to catch on fire so I could go to Wal-Mart and buy all the toys I wanted.’”

Um, excuse me?


Sometimes Kids Have Zero Mercy

“After a long day at a kid’s fair alone with my daughter, I was a crumpled heap on the kitchen floor. She asked what was wrong and I told her I was tired and frustrated because we had a hard afternoon together. She crossed her arms and said, ‘Well, if you get frustrated so easy, maybe you shouldn’t have had kids!’ She was almost four.”

She’s a gem, this one.

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She Went From Trapped In Her Own Body To Dancing With The Stars

Victoria Arlen was born just before her triplet brothers. As such, the young girl was always an ambitious and energetic trailblazer. Always active, she took an interest in sports – particularly swimming and dancing – from a young age. She dreamed of winning gold medals and dancing with stars. Then, at age 11, disaster struck. Out of nowhere, Victoria became a prisoner, trapped inside her own body, in a nightmare that seemed to never end. She could see and hear, but didn’t have control over anything else. Victoria worked tirelessly to escape from her nightmare against all odds, and went on to grab headlines and inspire lives everywhere. Was she able to overcome her dismal condition? Read on to find out.



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These Celebrity Doppelgangers From The Past Have Us Seeing Double

Time travel is a mystifying concept. Much like the idea of extraterrestrial life, it has captured the human imagination for as long as we have existed. Today, it’s at the forefront of famous movie plots, most famously ‘Back to the Future,’ and pops up in late-night conversations about the universe and meaning of life. As of now, scientists have not been able to confirm whether traveling through time is possible, and though there isn’t any kind of hard evidence that proves human beings can time travel, these photos of celebrities alongside what appear to be them in other time periods will sure make you wonder.



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Is It Even Christmas If You Haven’t Seen Die Hard Yet?

The Holiday Season is upon us and you know what that means – time to watch Die Hard! Your televisions and movie theaters are probably already flooded with cheesy Christmas movies, and the radio is just Mariah Carey’s “All I want For Christmas Is You,” but there’s one thing that we can all agree on, Die Hard is a perfect piece of holiday cheer. We know the debate has raged on for nearly 30 years: Is Die Hard a Christmas movie? We’ve done the leg work (watched Die Hard so many times we’ve lost count) and we have the definitive answer. Yippee ki-yay it’s Die Hard season!



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